House: Depends on what you mean by "good". I like the chairs.
Dr. Foreman: Isn’t treating patients why we became doctors?
House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.
Dr. Wilson: I love my wife. 我爱我老婆
House: You certainly love saying it. 当然，你爱这样说。
house:you talk to God,you’re religious.God talks to you,you’re psychotic.
House: But I have a theory. There is one chemical that, if ingested, it causes a person’s estrogen level to increase dramatically.
Bill: What is it? 那是什么?
House: It’s called...estrogen. 雌激素
House: You’re not going to be President either way - they don’t call it the White House because of the paint job
House: People don’t want a sick doctor.
Dr. Wilson: That’s fair enough, I don’t like healthy patients.
Dr. Wilson: You will lie, cheat and steal to get what you want, but you’re incapable of kissing a little ass?
House: Well, we all have our limitations.
House: No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20’ between love and hate.
House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
House: Lie back and lift up your sweater.You can put your arms down.
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
Jill: Illegal? 非法的?
House: Don’t worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.
Dr. Wilson: I’m still amazed you’re in the same room as a patient.
House: People don’t bother me until they get teeth.
House: As long as you’re trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Dr. Wilson: And as long as you’re not trying, you can say whatever you want.
House: So between us, we can do whatever we want. We can rule the world!
House: So what’s her name and when do I get to meet her?
Dr. Wilson: There’s nobody! Give it up!
House: Your lips say no, but your shoes say yes.
Dr. Wilson: They’re French. You can’t trust a word they say.
Dr. Foreman: Why are you riding on me?
House: It’s what I do. Has it gotten worse lately?
Dr. Foreman: Yeah. Seems to me.
House: Really? Well, that rules out the race thing. You were just as black last week.
Dr. Forman: Ten-year olds do not have heart attacks. It’s got to be a mistake.
House: Right. The simplest explanation is she’s a 40-year old lying about her age. Maybe an actress trying to hang on.
Dr. Cameron: I’ll check into it.
Dr. Foreman: I’ll make the call.
Dr. Chase: I’ll keep the kid alive. For a while at least.
House: I’ll have lunch.
Dr. Foreman: Oh, Cameron, I need you for a couple of hours.
Dr. Cameron: What’s up?
Dr. Foreman: When you break into a house, its always better to have a white chick with you.
House: What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or who ignores you while you get better?I guess it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.
House: Another reason I don’t like meeting patients. If they don’t know what you look like, they can’t yell at you.
Dr. House: The most successful marriages are based on lies. You’re off to a great start.
House: What do you know about the nun?
Dr. Chase: Which one?
House: The cute one. I think she likes me. The sick one, obviously.
House: You told me you hadn’t changed your diet or exercise. Were you lying?
House: Does your husband have high blood pressure?
Samantha: My h